Hey, do you have a sister?
Well, I have 2 , none of both look like me though. I must be having a evolving face because many people are kind of finding me really familiar. Like their neighbours or friends or past girlfriends. And the most flattering one that I have heard recently was that I look like this Miss Singapore Runner-up, Jade Seah. It was like when I walked into this hall and there was commotion because apparently I looked like that beauty queen. You bet. The boys were excited as hell and one asked if he can cook me something to eat. Wow.
I was totally flattered and told my sisters about this. Apparently one of them used to go to school with Ms Jade, my darling sister took a good look at me and went you looked like jaded shit. Thank you very much. Which explains why she is a beauty queen and I can only make waves in campus. Ms Jade is kind of high profile these days because she is the host of this ripped off show Dance Floor, the local version of So you think you can dance. The boys were really excited because they catch her on tv one night and catch her in person in lecture the next. According to them, we share similar face shape. I have to admit that both of us have really small faces. It is like our palms are bigger than our facial surface area. Maybe it is the way we wear our hair or it is our small almond shaped eyes. My guess is that we shared the same impish grin and we are pixie-faced.
Ms Jade is of a mixed parentage, I think some dutch or portugese or something, which make her features sharp and delicate. You know what they say of girls of mixed parentage right? I have red indian's blood (according to my sister) which explains my slit eyes and gigantic nose. She and I are probably of the same height but she is easily like 30 pounds lighter. My arms are like her thighs. What I eat in a day is probably her whole week's diet. I don't know if I should actually be happy when they start comparing us.
I should be happy, it is not everyday that we get to look like a beauty queen.
I was totally flattered and told my sisters about this. Apparently one of them used to go to school with Ms Jade, my darling sister took a good look at me and went you looked like jaded shit. Thank you very much. Which explains why she is a beauty queen and I can only make waves in campus. Ms Jade is kind of high profile these days because she is the host of this ripped off show Dance Floor, the local version of So you think you can dance. The boys were really excited because they catch her on tv one night and catch her in person in lecture the next. According to them, we share similar face shape. I have to admit that both of us have really small faces. It is like our palms are bigger than our facial surface area. Maybe it is the way we wear our hair or it is our small almond shaped eyes. My guess is that we shared the same impish grin and we are pixie-faced.
Ms Jade is of a mixed parentage, I think some dutch or portugese or something, which make her features sharp and delicate. You know what they say of girls of mixed parentage right? I have red indian's blood (according to my sister) which explains my slit eyes and gigantic nose. She and I are probably of the same height but she is easily like 30 pounds lighter. My arms are like her thighs. What I eat in a day is probably her whole week's diet. I don't know if I should actually be happy when they start comparing us.
I should be happy, it is not everyday that we get to look like a beauty queen.
2 Comments:
Thats right. Be happy!
Of course I don't know what either one of you look like. I will note that I have a big nose and am doing just fine. ;)
I have a big nose too, so I should be fine.
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